Post by Kasey Kash on Dec 11, 2022 23:31:30 GMT
National Stretchin’ Day
A certain crimson-curled competitor commences cheeky calisthenics when filmed backstage. “Da Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins performs her racy routine as a flexibility check. Does she really need to crawl, alternate swinging legs in front of herself six times, perform East-West splits twice while lunging forward, and finish with a roll as her gams face North and South? It might be gratuitous, but she wants her chanters feeling grateful. Following a yoga-style salute with both arms extended, “Da Damsel in Dat Dress” vaults back up to a vertical base.
Azurine Vebbins: Tidin’s totes triumphant, Toronto! Tonight XIX Wrestlin’ presents “Long Live Da Black Parade” and who’s more prepared to pretty pa-rum-pum-pum-pummel her assigned adversary dan dis dame? Yes, chanters, you’re gettin’ what you hoped most on your wish list for da holidays. It’s “Da Little Drum Majorette wid a Dummy Dense Derriere” Azurine Vebbins. Moreover, you’re gettin’ a motivated “Adorkable Angel” who plans to hark, harp, and hook her way up Hyped Hill Hampton in mere minutes. She’s gonna be a curvaceous climb, but I’ve pinned down several powerful peaks before. Michaela’s meetin’ her Pearly Gatekeeper. Notion she’ll be super stunned when I march up as well as reach dat supple summit. Clear as your Canadian skyline, dough, she should’ve known da rigorous, ribald regimen I underwent for dis rumba.
Between sparrin’ sessions wid “Ms. Makes My Muscles Malleable” Emma Couture to performin’ ten consecutive private performances dis past Turnsday at Da Velvet Rabbit, I’m completely conditioned for National Stretchin’ Day. Chose Couture since I needed someone to crush dis naughty ninnyhammer. She understood I can’t afford to be broken by a bass-bumpin’ beast like Ms. Hampton. Only time I’ll be beat is when rememberin’ choreography steps. As for dose private performances? Well, if you’ve viewed my Twitter feed, den deyr’s a credible chance you recognize what “Da Vivacious Variable’s” capable of.
Emma was terrific for twistin’ me into a pretzel. However, dree covert clients plus Carmen Cortez, Kanako Decker, Ashlynn, Madison, “Da Bad Apple Bottom Gene” Aphriya Adler, Kehlani Wood, and Remy La Roux required switchin’ up styles. Again, Centre of da Universe, I’m honed for every hy-po-det-i-cal. Wid Cortez it was about crowd connection and attractin’ attention. Kanako had me flexin’ babyface behavior. Ashlynn made me aware of how to control amorous adrenaline. Madison, meanwhile, worked out kinks to eliminate weakness. Adler was picked since she’s been a steady dance partner who helped me trust my process. Kehlani , conversely, was an exotic encounter engineered towards wildcard experimentation. Finally, a fellow Doe like Remy was needed, because she has a sensational sense of givin’ me da “go-home” signal. Unfortunately for Michaela, her “go-home signal” will be hearin’ da final bell rin’ after viewin’ a flash of bright light.
“Da Hardheaded Housewife” smiles in her signature saccharine style as commentary discusses the next scheduled contest.